A Day in the Life of Me...

So if my life was a car, it'd be an unreliable old banger. And today, that old banger experienced one of the biggest [figurative] road humps to ever grace this universe!

Here's why:
(I'm a journalism student btw)

My interview just fell through
My other contracts have decided not to reply and
I realised I don't actually know what Thursday's question is about.
I also know that the 34 presentation I have to learn the answer to are a load of shite and the ones I'm asked are all down to luck - a commodity I have never had.
The review I've written is rubbish,
The Facebook group made for our course is just an excuse to scaremonger in the hope that other people will break down and make you look better.
We have a law assignment that was set on Boxing Day that I have no idea how to answer. I just got my friends present a few hours before her birthday meal, but I forgot a card to enclose the voucher in.
I still haven't packed to go back to uni tomorrow AND to top EVERYTHING off, I just got an email from our Housing Officer telling us that a bunch of thieves are going young targeting student properties.
I'm usually the best at LOLing but on this occasion, my talent is failing me. Can't think why...


Update:

I'm meant to organise work experience
And write a CV
And finish my textbook which I'm just over halfway through

POPPIES

Buy a poppy and participate in the 2 minute silence this year.

It'll be a once in a lifetime opportunity cos we'll all be shutting up at 11am on 11/11/11.

The world will be beautifully serene.

MUSIC!

NEEDS ITS OWN POST BECAUSE IT IS THE MOST FANTASTIC THING EVER TO GRACE THIS EARTHLY REALM!


There's no picture that could adequately depict the coolness of music. Or any words for that matter. So I'll just shut up.

Fail before you start

My first post from uni! What a rubbish blogger! And I'm studying journalism. Now that's just ridonkulous!

So what's happened? Moved all my shit to Bournemouth, started my course, raged about my lecturers, done about 5 assignments. ETCETCETC

Honestly, it's not all that special.

Or maybe I've missed something?


So sometimes I feel like this...

Negligence at its finest.

Wow. I am the worst blogger to ever roam the Earth. Leaving things to fester and die is CLEARLY my forte. Now...hmm...how do you make a career out of that? :D

Goodbye

This week has been spent saying farewell to friends and family. These sort of moments define the term 'bittersweet' completely. The goodbyes are always too short and the words are never fitting enough, on reflection. But I suppose that's the point isn't it? It's always going to be too soon. I just hope I'll see these people again. They've made everything so much more funions. Init. ;)

S'Later ;)

Summertime Rants [to rhyme with plants] ;)

I can NOT believe I used this blog for revision notes. What an idiot! Suppose I should try and deflect attention from them by writing again. So what's happened since then?

Well...

I went to Zakynthos, Greece
I went to Surrey for my DofE Residential
Got my A Level Results > Got into my 1st choice uni > READING FESTIVAL > Accommodation got screwed


In that order. Some of it was really excellent timing on the university's part.

Then I have to go on my DofE expedition > Go to Scotland > Go to uni.

AND! ANDDDDD! I must write to express my anger at the pure TRIPE that has been produced in the name of music recently. I listened to Radio 1 about half an hour the other day and was just shocked. The final nail in the coffin was when one of their 'cool, young' DJ's declared one 'song' [that consisted of one beat, a load of synth sounds and a mediocre singer to be 'amazing' and beautiful'. WHAT?!

Which leads me onto another music-related topic: The X Factor. Now, I hate this show. I really do. But the new panel are better than the old BY FAR. For a start, most of them can ACTUALLY sing. Second, they have proper experience of the music industry. Third, there's no sign of King Cowell and Chavryl Cole, which is good enough for me, seeing as I find their saccharine TV love affair completely insufferable. Although, Gary Barlow trying to be nasty/funny is a wee bit cringey.



Speaking of convicted thugs, I heard one of the members of that Sugababes tribute band has been convicted of assault. Ironically, it was Amelle Berraberrrabahbah's 'apology' that highlighted her scumminess the most, as she noticeably failed to apologise to the girl she was convicted of assaulting. Good bit of publicity for their new single though. Apparently it comes out in a couple of weeks. How nice. I did find a picture of her trying to be the 'sexy lead singer' >> http://tinyurl.com/3m73gu2

And here's another picture of the dignified 'singer':




Needless to say, it's not really working for them. Think they should just quit, while they're behind.


AND Rihanna. I can hear her croaky voice warbling away as I write. I saw a photo of a beautiful necklace she was wearing with the word 'C**T' written across it. Fantastic role model.
For the Rihanna necklace story, click here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2033183/Rihanna-takes-risque-behavior-level-wearing-C-word-necklace.html

The Amelle story reminded me of the need for a credible justice system in this country. She got a conditional discharge and a £250 compensation order. WOW! She'll never scratch or threaten to bite someone's nose off again will she? Disgusting.

And what else? There's not much I can think of at the moment. But I will be moaning more soon.