Fail before you start

My first post from uni! What a rubbish blogger! And I'm studying journalism. Now that's just ridonkulous!

So what's happened? Moved all my shit to Bournemouth, started my course, raged about my lecturers, done about 5 assignments. ETCETCETC

Honestly, it's not all that special.

Or maybe I've missed something?


So sometimes I feel like this...

Negligence at its finest.

Wow. I am the worst blogger to ever roam the Earth. Leaving things to fester and die is CLEARLY my forte. Now...hmm...how do you make a career out of that? :D

Goodbye

This week has been spent saying farewell to friends and family. These sort of moments define the term 'bittersweet' completely. The goodbyes are always too short and the words are never fitting enough, on reflection. But I suppose that's the point isn't it? It's always going to be too soon. I just hope I'll see these people again. They've made everything so much more funions. Init. ;)

S'Later ;)

Summertime Rants [to rhyme with plants] ;)

I can NOT believe I used this blog for revision notes. What an idiot! Suppose I should try and deflect attention from them by writing again. So what's happened since then?

Well...

I went to Zakynthos, Greece
I went to Surrey for my DofE Residential
Got my A Level Results > Got into my 1st choice uni > READING FESTIVAL > Accommodation got screwed


In that order. Some of it was really excellent timing on the university's part.

Then I have to go on my DofE expedition > Go to Scotland > Go to uni.

AND! ANDDDDD! I must write to express my anger at the pure TRIPE that has been produced in the name of music recently. I listened to Radio 1 about half an hour the other day and was just shocked. The final nail in the coffin was when one of their 'cool, young' DJ's declared one 'song' [that consisted of one beat, a load of synth sounds and a mediocre singer to be 'amazing' and beautiful'. WHAT?!

Which leads me onto another music-related topic: The X Factor. Now, I hate this show. I really do. But the new panel are better than the old BY FAR. For a start, most of them can ACTUALLY sing. Second, they have proper experience of the music industry. Third, there's no sign of King Cowell and Chavryl Cole, which is good enough for me, seeing as I find their saccharine TV love affair completely insufferable. Although, Gary Barlow trying to be nasty/funny is a wee bit cringey.



Speaking of convicted thugs, I heard one of the members of that Sugababes tribute band has been convicted of assault. Ironically, it was Amelle Berraberrrabahbah's 'apology' that highlighted her scumminess the most, as she noticeably failed to apologise to the girl she was convicted of assaulting. Good bit of publicity for their new single though. Apparently it comes out in a couple of weeks. How nice. I did find a picture of her trying to be the 'sexy lead singer' >> http://tinyurl.com/3m73gu2

And here's another picture of the dignified 'singer':




Needless to say, it's not really working for them. Think they should just quit, while they're behind.


AND Rihanna. I can hear her croaky voice warbling away as I write. I saw a photo of a beautiful necklace she was wearing with the word 'C**T' written across it. Fantastic role model.
For the Rihanna necklace story, click here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2033183/Rihanna-takes-risque-behavior-level-wearing-C-word-necklace.html

The Amelle story reminded me of the need for a credible justice system in this country. She got a conditional discharge and a £250 compensation order. WOW! She'll never scratch or threaten to bite someone's nose off again will she? Disgusting.

And what else? There's not much I can think of at the moment. But I will be moaning more soon.

N'aww had my prom on Thursday. But we still have results day. Can't bloody get rid of 'em lol. Nah I am going to miss the majority of my year. Hopefully we'll meet again. We had our prom at the zoo and saw the elephants which was good. And then we went to town. Which was a little shat. But other than that, a good night.

Now it's summa summa summatime.

And I have only one plan - have funions.

By the end of summer '11, I want to look like this:

LAST EXAM

LAST EXAM EVER! LAW SPECIAL STUDY. How funions!

Ima feel like this when I'm done...

END OF SCHOOL/HOLIDAY

I finished school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finafuckinglly!

Now on holiday in Scotland.




And that's the end of this blog entry. I'll leave you with a picture of Roseisle!






Later!