Today, I have been BOMBARDED with royal wedding shit.
My teacher hit the nail on the head when she described the atmosphere as 'saturated'.
We can't take anymore!
We don't care about who sits where! We don't care about what brand of shampoo she'll use!
Media, please stop trying to shove this down our throats! You should know by now that attempting to coerce the British public into liking something is a BAD, BAD idea.
On the other hand, I did read this amusing story...
A frustrated father has written a bedtime story for his kid, who refuses to go to sleep, entitled 'Go the Fuck to Sleep'.
An extract from it is reads:
The cats nestle close to their kittens
The lambs have laid down with the sheep
You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the fuck to sleep
LOL! Genius. Cheered me up no end!
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